Can I Be A Cartoon When I Grow Up?

i'm allie , or Alyssa you could really call me anything, smoking is a thing that's nice and clouds are lovely.

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

(via foreverdre)

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy, via trait)

(Source: folha-de-maconha, via bitrates)

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

(via disowns)

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

(via acomas)

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying


think ya got some ghosts

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

think ya got some ghosts

(via gqmora)

another 4:20 and I’m to high and to drunk to absorb reality

another 4:20 and I’m to high and to drunk to absorb reality

unofficiallylegit:

hoopsandboobs:

when my outfit ain’t on point


^^^ yoooo 😭 too real!

unofficiallylegit:

hoopsandboobs:

when my outfit ain’t on point

^^^ yoooo 😭 too real!

(Source: methflavor, via henry23na)

pimp-eridan:

Is this porn?

(Source: amroyounes, via swim-with-our-clothes-on)

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

(via retiredjesus)