Can I Be A Cartoon When I Grow Up?

i'm allie , or Alyssa you could really call me anything, smoking is a thing that's nice and clouds are lovely.

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

(via xxkaijukingxx)

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

(via dandelionsandbundock)

(via happiest)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via distance)

soundsofmywords:

"Jealousy, turning saints into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis

But it’s just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me

Open up my eager eyes

‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside”

-The Killers

daikaijusushi:

The many faces of Godzilla (minus the 2014 version).

(via gamecube-nintendo)


Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

(Source: kingofwesteros, via yelyahashley)

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

(via yelyahashley)

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

(via retiredjesus)

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

(via sayumie)